It was cold again today. Yesterday it was 14 degrees when we woke up, and this morning it was 9 degrees. There is ice on the Umpqua once again. This global warming is really getting cold.
Al Gore was a genius.....I wish I had been smart enough to invest in Mr. Gore. His quest to sell us a way to stop the menace of global warming was sheer genius...maybe he should have been president. I went outside looking for my carbon footprint so I could reduce it by paying Mr. Gore for some carbon offsets.....turns out I can't find my carbon footprint because the trees around me used it up and turned it into oxygen.....OH NO......Now there will be too much oxygen......Woah is us......
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